Life’s Full Of Little Mysteries

….like where do all the odd socks go?

(Probably the same place as all the missing pens) And why are supermarket carrier bags so thin now, why do nana’s have a blue rinse and why did they swap the galaxy truffle with a Twix in the Celebrations box?

So many questions but so few answers, until today that was, when we made it our mission to uncover the truth.

We even rang a swimming pool in France to find out why Kev was escorted out of a pool on holiday for wearing the ‘wrong’ sort of long fashion shorts – it had been a mystery for ages and one we couldn’t fathom, but the answer was hygiene!

Long shorts are worn for all sorts of activities other than swimming so therefore pick up dirt.

Who knew!

So next time you see some old beer bellied guy in France lording about budgie smugglers you’ll know the reason why.

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