Hello friends of the show.
My name is Amy and I would like to be the leader of Heart Breakfast.
I have a dream. And I want to represent you, the people who are important to the show. Vote for me as I believe I can make the world and Heart Breakfast a better place.
First on my manifesto is to take care of one of our most treasured possession, Dangerous Dave. I believe he deserves more care and protection. I shall endeavour to employ Gerard Butler instead as teaboy.
I’d also like to enlist a blanket ban on any kind of talk about railway sleepers or any general Sam sliminess. These indecipherable ramblings would instead be replaced with increased Showbiz Sleaze.
My manifesto also extends beyond our normal hours of broadcast. I propose that each day the Heart 106 website should feature a torso of the day for us ladies to help give your day a well deserved lift.
I also believe every single Heart 106 listener should be granted at least 2 hours access to Facebook each and every working day. This is a basic human right and something I am absolutely unwilling to negotiate on.
Vote for me, Amy. I stand for Facebook, showbiz and all things not Sam.