Hello dear listener of Heart 106.
My name is Sam and this is my manifesto.
I will be the next leader of Heart Breakfast. I am a man who stands for change, a man for the people, a man for nudity.
That’s why, if I am elected as leader of Heart Breakfast I shall introduce a new way of thinking, a way that embraces the human body and supports ‘Naked Fridays’.
I will also throw a party every Friday, which each and every one of you will be invited to. I believe the world of today is too down trodden by misery, which is why as part of my manifesto I am proposing to ban all bad news, travel news and anything else which can be seen as remotely negative.
All these negative elements of reality will be replaced by a new witty anecdote from my life every fifteen minutes to make the world a happier place.
I am a man of simple pleasures, a man who wants the same things as the man on the street. That is why I am campaigning to have more Backstreet Boys and Michael Bublé played on Heart 106. Who, as everyone knows, are the greatest musicians of all time.
Do the right things friends, vote for change, vote for good times, vote for Sam.