Twisted Lyrics

Over the past few of weeks we've been enjoying finding songs whose lyrics occasional get misunderstood!

To hear our favourite Twisted Lyrics, click on the artists name below.

KD Lang – Constant Craving sounds like Can’t stand gravy
 
The Corrs – Give me a reason – Matt's favourite Twisted Lyric is the Corrs singing “I’m made of Sausages”
 
Madonna – Erotic In this Madonna classic, she apparently wants Bird Watcher, Bill Oddie

Chic – Le Freak – We guarantee you will never listen to this song in the same way again & it will bring a smile to your face every time you hear it.  Listen out when Chic sing Oh, freak out and simply change it to A Free Cow!

Whitney Houston – I’m Every Woman sounds like I’m Henry Walnut

Bananarama – Love in the 1st degree – It appears Bananarama are as Guilty as a cocoa bean

Police – So Lonely becomes Sue Lawley

REM – Sidewinder Sleeps Tonight In REM’s classic they sing about a Buck Fizz star in the line "only trying to wake her" / “Calling Cheryl Baker”  

Mel & Kim - Respectable - Take or leave us, only please believe us, We ain't ever gonna be respectable / Take or leave us, only please believe us. We ain't ever gonna be Inspector Bob.

Pointer Sisters – Jump – This one is a bit tricky as you have to sing along quiet quickly to get it, but its well worth it, Jump you want to taste my kisses in the night sounds like If you want to take my temperature tonight.



 
Justin Timberlake Would you believe in Justin’s song  Cry me a River he sings about going to Honiton

Destinys Child - Independent Women – Destinys Child pay homage to Alf Garnet

Meatloaf – Bat Out of Hell – Didn’t you know, Meatloafs a big Cilla Black fan, he even sings about her in this song.  Im Gonna hit the highway like a battering ram
On a silver black phantom bike  - I’m going to hit the highway like a battering ram, Im a Cilla Black fan by night!

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody – Nic thinks Queen are singing about Pork sausages in the line Spare him his life from this monstrosity / Save him his life from his pork sausages.

U2 - Vertigo – Gemma say’s, if you listen carefully you’ll your U2 sing I'm at a place called Birmingham

Take That - Back for Good - Jo from Totnes sings, wash your back instead of I want you back

Will Young - Think I better leave right now - Karen Lister from Cullompton, thinks Will Young had better deep fry now

Saturday’s - Up - Alexia who is 12 and lives in Stoke Canon hears Smelly feet at the end of the line, I'm ready for the lift up, Keep steady beat

Elton John - Sacrifice -  Pete from Gemini Taxis Nan always reckoned Elton John must have written Sacrifice over his bedtime drink - because he keeps singing 'cocoa heart' in the chorus.

Take That – In the song Pray, the boys sing “all I do is shine his face”

Bee Gees - More than a woman become bald headed woman

Phil Collins – In the air tonight – Phil singing about snowmen….. Really?.... I've been waiting for this moment for all my life / I've been waiting for the snowmen for all my life

Grease – You’re the one I want.  You’ll have to listen carefully to this one to hear… You’re the one I want, do you want a mars bar!

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