Top 10 Cheesy Chat Up Lines!

This morning on the show, you have been chatting us up - and we've loved it! Some of the lines you use would most definitely win us over. Sadly the ones we used on you were not quite as successful!

Thank you if you got involved this morning, we weren't able to mention them all - but we have complied our Top 10!

Here they are:

  1. I'm a stylist from Tony & ur hair. Then wait for them to come over and chat me up. (We love it! You realise it's only for a free hair cut though, right?)
  2. Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get!
  3. Do you have a name or can I call you 'mine'?
  4. You must be a laser..cause you are stunning! 
  5. You remind me of a biscuit...a McFittie (McVittie-get it???)
  6. How did you know to put my most favourite dress on tonight?
  7. Is that a ladder in your tights  - or a stairway to heaven?
  8. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice...?
  9. If I were to re-arange the alphabet, I would put 'U & I' together. (Awww!)
  10. Are you Jamaican? Because you're Jamaican me crazy!

After that lot, we would definitely date you!

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