Now That's What I Call Holiday Complaints
Going on holiday soon? Well stop and think before you lodge an official complaint, or risk looking a chump like one of these chappys.
With the Easter break on the horizon, we wanted to clue you up on some of the no-nos of holiday complaints.
A list of genuine complaints has been released, and we think they might be from actual geniuses.
We proudly bring you... "NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL HOLIDAY COMPLAINTS: VOLUME 1" (Various Artists).
"I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts."
"We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our swimming costumes and towels."
"Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women."
"It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."
"I compared the size of our one-bedroom apartment to our friends' three-bedroom apartment and ours was significantly smaller.."
"The brochure stated: 'No hairdressers at the accommodation'. We're trainee hairdressers - will we be OK staying there?"
"We had to queue outside with no airconditioning."