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We challenge you to read these eye-wateringly funny Tweets and not laugh. Let's face it, sometimes we'd rather just stay single...
Love means never having to say you're sorry but always doing it anyway bc you're terrified they'll leave you.— Hallie Cantor (@halliecantor) October 30, 2015
Woman can't get a date: "What's wrong with me?" Man can't get a date: "What's wrong with women?"— Rachel Weeks (@rachelgweeks) December 30, 2015
Don't take her through the drive thru on a date. You take her inside that Burger King and get her a crown.— Wicked Jen (@wickedsuga) October 1, 2015
Getting depressed because you won't have someone to kiss on New Years Eve is the warm up for being alone on Valentines Day.— caprice crane (@capricecrane) December 30, 2015
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: A fat dude walking his daughter just gave me the thumbs up.— CORINNE FISHER (@PhilanthropyGal) June 13, 2015
I once dated an apostrophe. Too possessive.— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) November 12, 2015
Hmmm... maybe we're better off single. Who's with us?