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From Tinder to Happn, we've found the worst dating app chat-up lines ever to appear on a phone screen. From the boring to the downright disturbing, no-one deserves to be sent these pick-up lines...
Gone are the days when a guy would walk up to you in a bar and ask, "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" Instead, we now have to put up with dodgy chat-up lines on dating apps like Tinder and Happn.
While it may be easier to hide our disgust behind a phone screen, it seems the pick-up lines have gotten worse! We can't believe some of these...
"I'm usually a gold medallist, but I'll make sure you come first tonight."
"Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Message me back for the answer!"
"You can be my slave."
"You visited my profile and didn't reply. I really thought we could have something special and I'm confused about why you didn't write back."
"I saw your profile and just had to say you are the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. Seriously, I think I'm in love with you."
"Ever notice that kangaroos are a cross between a t-rex and a deer?"
"Hey, what are you looking for on here?"
"Fancy seeing you here!"
"Hey, I noticed on your Facebook you have a dog. I have a dog too. Maybe we could go to the park together some time?"
"How's it going?"
"Fancy grabbing a drink?"
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