The Worst Dating App Chat Up Lines EVER!

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From Tinder to Happn, we've found the worst dating app chat-up lines ever to appear on a phone screen. From the boring to the downright disturbing, no-one deserves to be sent these pick-up lines...

Gone are the days when a guy would walk up to you in a bar and ask, "Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?" Instead, we now have to put up with dodgy chat-up lines on dating apps like Tinder and Happn.

While it may be easier to hide our disgust behind a phone screen, it seems the pick-up lines have gotten worse! We can't believe some of these...

When they’re trying to be funny but it’s actually just gross.

"I'm usually a gold medallist, but I'll make sure you come first tonight."

When they try to bribe you into replying…

"Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Message me back for the answer!"

When they try to get your attention by insulting you.

"You can be my slave."

When they play the sympathy card.

"You visited my profile and didn't reply. I really thought we could have something special and I'm confused about why you didn't write back."

When they don't even try.

"Drink?"

When they try too much!

"I saw your profile and just had to say you are the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen. Seriously, I think I'm in love with you."

When they’re totally and completely random.

"Ever notice that kangaroos are a cross between a t-rex and a deer?"

When they want to know your intentions straight away.

"Hey, what are you looking for on here?"

When they pretend like they already know you.

"Fancy seeing you here!"

When they stalk all your other social media profiles.

"Hey, I noticed on your Facebook you have a dog. I have a dog too. Maybe we could go to the park together some time?"

When they just don’t get the message…

"Hey."

"Hello!"

"How's it going?"

"Fancy grabbing a drink?"

1 month later…

"Hey."

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