Sweet Dreams Eurythmics
People say the funniest things when they think no one's listening and theatre-goers are no different. Check out the hilarious and downright weird things, audiences have been overheard saying at these top musicals and shows by SOBOM and WhatsOnStage.
A: "Is Michael Jackson still going to be in it?" B: "Well, he wasn't in it when he was alive so, it's even less likely now he's dead."
"Well, I didn't expect it to end like that!"
A: "Did Patrick Swayze get the photos I sent?" B: "I don't know. He's not in Dirty Dancing, he's in Guys and Dolls." A: "I know, but I sent him some pictures. Did he get them?" B: "Not if you sent them here. This is Dirty Dancing. He's in Guys and Dolls." A: "I sent them to stage door." B: "If you sent them to our stage door then no, he didn't get them."
A: "What's it about?" B: "I don't know but I think it's set in New York."
"I'm confused, I didn't think it would actually be about, well, cats."
"Where are they going to put the guillotine?"
"Oh, I didn't realise it was supposed to be a comedy."
"Something tells me that this isn't going to have a happy ending."
"We've just bought this kitten from Harrods, we're fine to just take him in in his box, yes?"
"Well that was much better than Cats."