7 Fake Twitter Accounts We WISH We Real
Twitter's pretty amazing really. A place where we can voice opinions & be heard by millions, as well as keep up to date with all our fave people. But, for every account belonging to our idols, you can be sure there's a parody profile taking the mickey! From the fake Duchess of Cambridge's sister, to fictional book characters like Lord Voldemort, have a giggle at these hilarious pretend handles.
1. @Lord_Voldemort7 Aka. The Dark Lord
Bio: Running around leaving scars, collecting my jar of hearts and tearing love apart...
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) April 19, 2015
James Potter might be dating Luna Lovegood. Awkward. https://t.co/lgeKthaXiL— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) May 10, 2015
The dress is clearly green and silver.— The Dark Lord (@Lord_Voldemort7) February 28, 2015
2. @Queen_UK Aka. Elizabeth Windsor
…and with 1.2 million Twitter followers, Her Majesty really is reigning supreme. All hail the Queen!
Bio: One's new book 'Still Reigning' is out now.
Having a Cabinet reshuffle at Buckingham Palace as well. #GinCabinet— Elizabeth Windsor (@Queen_UK) May 8, 2015
3. @DepressedDarth Aka. Dark Vader
An absolute "must-follow" for any 'Star Wars' fan. Let's face it, Darth's got some bad press, but according to Twitter, he's a pretty funny guy…
Bio: I am your father. Not associated with Disney.
Wrong war pic.twitter.com/D8zxELGzrD— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 19, 2015
The Weekend: Expectation vs Reality pic.twitter.com/V4Na2PFXZy— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 19, 2015
When you're trying to remember an answer on a test https://t.co/xNnpNiGPDr— Darth Vader (@DepressedDarth) May 20, 2015
4. @GrumpyyCat Aka. Not Grumpy Cat
Most of us are well versed with the cynical outpourings of the Grumpy Cat. So you'll be happy to discover that his twin brother is an equally moody feline.
Bio: I hate everybody. I am not Grumpy Cat (This is a parody account ~ Not in any way affiliated with Grumpy Cat.)
Fake throw that ball again will see who's running then pic.twitter.com/J5haxu71xl— NOT GRUMPY CAT (@GrumpyyCat) May 14, 2015
after I check my account balance pic.twitter.com/yK68MjAzxb— NOT GRUMPY CAT (@GrumpyyCat) May 10, 2015
5. @Surisburnbook Aka. Suri Cruz
The world of showbiz sproglets can be a highly competitive one. However, none more so than Tom Cruise and Katie's Holmes' fake daughter and Twitter sensation - Suri Cruz. This tricky little lady enjoys taking down her fellow celebrity playmates and making sure she remains top dog in the playground.
Bio: A study in Suri and the people who disappoint her.
Hell is North West’s life. http://t.co/cMyZgqbX5i— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) May 19, 2015
That’s gonna turn out to be too much sugar for this kid. You can just tell. http://t.co/gAc2ttpGOw— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) May 13, 2015
Princess Charlotte Elizabeth Diana of Cambridge. She hasn’t started to annoy me yet, but I’m sure it’ll happen http://t.co/4BOEHLLpTz— Suri's Burn Book (@surisburnbook) May 4, 2015
6. @TheTweetOfGod Aka. God
What else can we say? God's word goes.
Bio: Follow for information and to not to go to hell.
The only part of My job I really enjoy is determining who wins sporting events.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 26, 2015
Don't use alcohol as a crutch. Use a long wooden stick for that. Use alcohol to get drunk.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 29, 2015
Don't take this the wrong way, but I regret you as a species.— God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 22, 2015
7. @Pippatips Aka. Not Pippa Middleton
From A lovely family and with a Duchess for a sister, many follow the Pippa Middleton's word as gospel. Her book 'Celebrate: A Year of Festivities for Families and Friends' sold amazingly well… and no doubt spawned the popularity of the fake Pippa's novelty Twitter account.
Bio: Clearly a parody. This Twitter account is not endorsed by Pippa Middleton, or authorised by Pippa Middleton and it's definitely not written by Pippa Middleton.
Celebrate All Saints day by listening to your favourite 90s girl-band— Not Pippa Middleton (@Pippatips) November 1, 2013
#PippaTip: dressing up in nice clothes is a stylish way to look great at a party— Not Pippa Middleton (@Pippatips) June 12, 2013
#PippaTip: learning can be a fulfilling experience, you can learn by finding out things you didn't know before— Not Pippa Middleton (@Pippatips) June 6, 2013