Monday 11th July
Joe Bloggs wakes up in his semi-detached home at 6.57am, owns a silver Ford Focus and goes to bed at 10.39pm, an "alternative census" has found. The poll of more than 2,000 households has also found the average family has two arguments per week. That’s considerably less arguing than Jamie and Harriet!
The public are being offered the chance to buy a selection of “celebrity leftovers” from the Museum Of Celebrity Leftovers in Cornwall. Items for sale include a chunk of bread once nibbled by the Prince Of Wales (£300!) and a piece of lemon drizzle cake left by Michael Winner. If anyone wants to buy any of our old coffee cups they’re very welcome – any offers gratefully received!
All this week we’re teaming up with Marriott Hotels to give away some amazing breaks. Baker Kieran from Morden was really happy when he heard we were sending him to Majorca this morning! Tomorrow, you could be off to Rome. Make sure you’re listening!
Well done to Tracey from Ashford who’ll be livin’ la vida loca and going to see Ricky Martin live in concert. It could be you tomorrow if you score 6 or more on Hearticulate.
We’re back tomorrow. Set your alarm!