'Sorry I can't talk right now… I'm robbing a bank.'
Could this be the most incompetent thief in history? 28-year-old wanna-be crook, De Ke, was laughed out of town when he attempted to rob a Chinese bank using a meat cleaver. The hilarious episode was too much for one bank clerk who burst our laughing when the man attempted to threaten her through an unbreakable glass security barrier: "It was a bizarre situation and I just had to laugh" she recalled, "especially when he took a telephone call in the middle of the robbery."
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