Neil Perry

Album I'd save in a fire:
Dizzy Up the Girl – by the Goo Goo Dolls.  It’s the album with Iris on it.  It is better than the version that Ronan did a couple of years ago!

Favourite Food:
Crispy duck from the Chinese. I could eat it all day.

Who would play you in a film of your life:
This question should really read ‘how vain are you?’. And in that case I would say Leonardo DiCaprio or Matt Damon.

What you’d do with £1,000,000:
Buy myself a house with its own cinema, an Aston Martin DB5, help out a couple of charities that are important to me, set up funds for my two nieces and then pay off the mortgages for my parents and brother.

First childhood memory:
Getting myself covered in black paint whilst my dad was trying to paint a fence.  There’s a very humiliating picture of me in the kitchen sink that gets brought out by my parents to the delight of every potential new girlfriend.

Three words to describe you:
Can I have four please?  I can?  That’s very accommodating of you.  All. About. The. Story.

Superpower I wish I had:
Flying.  Would save me a fortune on petrol, and mean I can avoid the traffic on the A11 at Elveden.

Favourite place in the world:
Wembley Stadium

Bad habits:
Winning arguments and sarcasm.

Favourite joke:
It is all about Rupert the bear’s trousers, and is far too rude to write here.

If I could introduce one law, it would be…
People who say ‘pacificly’ instead of ‘specifically’.  It’s like nails on a blackboard to me.

I would love/hate to be stuck in a lift with…
Love – Katy Perry. It would be just the ‘in’ I need (if she wasn’t with Russell Brand) or Sean Connery, as I think he’d be nice to have a chat with.
Hate – Alan Carr or Gok Wann.  I just find both of them a bit irritating.

When I was young I wanted to be…
Playing centre midfield for England by now.

My one guilty pleasure:
Chocolate milk.  I am a self confessed addict.

Proudest moment:
Being best man for my brother and getting my degree.