What Have You Broken?
If you’ve ever wondered what sort of mess a smashed lava lamp makes, wonder no more…
I can tell you from experience it’s like a Mr Blobby explosion.
During a sort out of things to take to the tip I managed to drop and smash an old lava lamp with lots of pink glitter liquid inside.
Not only did I ruin the carpet but this stuff flew up and splattered all up the wall and even the ceiling.
It was like something from a horror movie with aliens seeping through the floor above me. Still, I manage to remain intact, unlike Holly who called the show to tell us she ended up with vampire teeth after an unfortunate breakage.
25th October - Holly Break