Heart Listeners' Secret Celebrity Crushes We asked you for your weirdest celebrity crushes and you came back with some great responses! 1. Heart listener Joanne Clow fancies Matthew Perry "because he's Chandler and he makes me laugh." 2. Keith Lemon is the man for Heart listener Susanne Summerton: "He's so rude you can't help but laugh" 3. Heart listener Beckie J Walsh "Grew up with Byker Grove" and has "adored him since then!" 4. Heart listener Cathy Dines fancies Meatloaf "for his passion." 5. Heart listener Karen Richardson loves a bit of funny man Jimmy Carr: "He just makes me laugh." 6. Christopher Waltz does it for Camilla Phillip: "His voice, expression & mannerisms captivate me" 7. Heart listener Vicki Wigham has a soft spot for Alan Rickman: "What can I say? He's just soo sexy." 8. Heart listener Lianne Guest "used to have a crush on Cliff Richard" when she was "*much* younger!" 9. Heart listener Rebekah Larner fancies Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber beacuse he's "an inspirational man." 10. Heart listener Sue Brown adores Simon Pegg "because he's funny and strangely sexy." 11. Heart listener Lyndsey McCulley has a thing for older men, such as Simon Cowell. 12. Jenna Holiday has a crush on comedian Russell Howard wonky due to his "wonky teeth" apparently.