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The 8:10 Phone Tap

810 Phone Tap

Every morning on Heart Breakfast with Robin Galloway we bring you the 8:10 Phone Tap.

Robin and Adele like to wake up Scotland by having a little fun on the phones. 

Here are some of the best:

Laura was nominated by her pal Lynn for an 810 Phone Tap. Them and 12 other girls are heading to Krakow in Poland for a few days flying Edinburgh - Amsterdam - Krakow so we called to throw a few spanners in the works. How will Laura react?

Calling a South Queensferry Hotel to check the facilities in case the Queen gets caught short. But how will the react to some bizarre questions. 

Darius from Poland needs a chair moved so calls in the removal men. The only issue is, his mum is still in the chair and she won't move, so will they still move it?

Robin calls Port Edgar Yacht Club to invite them to a retirement party for the Forth Road Bridge but how will they react?

Harry got 810 Phone Tapped last year and wanted to nominate another member of the team for an 810 Phone Tap..... We gave Pauline a call but how would she react to our Pigeon problem. 

Strathaven Balloon Festival was on so Robin called up organiser Gordon as a reporter to confirm some facts...


George was the star of the 810 Phone Tap! He runs a bed shop so we called him with a problem with our ottoman bed but how will he react?

Scotlands hippest pensioners Wally G tried to get himself booked into an American Nursing home.


Sergeant Major Kenny Kyle became the star after being set up by his friend Scott. He is organising a charity 5 a side tournament for the Royal Regiment of Scotland which involves Mark Hately. How will he react when a reporter phones up enquiring about the former Rangers player demands?

Finlay is 6, and is calling a demolition company, but why? Strange thing to do anyway but on the same week the schools go back.... Hmm!

Calling a painter and decorator needing help before the kids go back to school. Find out why and how they react!


Darren sets up his wife Laura, she got shunted from behind a couple of months back at Forth Kinnaird and the insurance company want to go 50/50, BUT…… she’s having none of it!

Robin calls as the insurance company with eye witness statements of her doing silly stuff whilst driving but how will she react?

Robin calls as the insurance company with eye witness statements of her doing silly stuff whilst driving but how will she react?

Kevin is the star after his wife nominated him for an 810 Phone Tap. He's taking his daughter to New York via Heathrow and worried about the changeover. We decided to mess things up and offer him some silly solutions, but how will he react?

How will one fringe venue react when we call up looking for a bunch of shows that we've just made up?

Psychic Stevie the worst Psychic in the world has dropped his crystal ball and needs to get a new one. He calls a Glasgow Crystal store for help and has a few predictions for her. 

Calling a Helensburgh garage with a problem. A puncture in our bagpipes but will they be able to fix it??


How would a coach company react to a request to carry some unusual passengers? Robin called Mackies in Alloa to find out :D

Vicky nominated husband Scott for an 810 Phone Tap! Robin called asking if he wanted to update his virus scanner, Scott says no but Robin has a very bizarre way to convince him.

Posh Crawford calls a behavior specialist to see if he can sort out his foul mouthed Joey. How will they react to a cheeky, talking budgie?


Stacey is the star of the 810 Phone Tap. She ordered a new car but decided to keep her old car. How would she react when we called her to collect that very car that she wants to keep?

Archie Bleep, the man who keeps pushing the buttons on his phone, is trying to book a taxi in Falkirk. How will Dale on the other end react?



Darius has had problems with kids playing chap door run so he calls an electrician to get help with a deterrent!


Scottish wrestler Lionheart became the star of the 810 Phone Tap   after bring nominated by partner Rebecca. How would he react to some wrestling ideas Robin aka Bobby had? 

A highland crofter called Edinburgh Film to pitch his idea for a Scottish version of Love Island.

Psychic Stevie is probably Scotland’s worst Clairvoyant and he is trying to book his car in for service. How will the guy on the other end react to some of his predictions.


Find out what happens when 6 year old Finlay tries to book a hair appointment!

Karen was nominated by her friend Linda. They are setting off from Hamilton on a coach trip to York in September and Karen has been a little worried about it. So what happens when Robin called her up, to say there are some alterations to the booking.

Paul works for Aspect Security and is having the week from hell as most of his colleagues are on holiday or off sick. So all calls are being diverted to his phone and there is a problem with one of his clients at Aberdeen university....


Wally G is 73 and a DJ. He's seen Goldies teeth and wants to look like him but will a dentist take him seriously or not?

To celebrate the tennis, Robin called Wimbledon and tried to hold a conversation with the telephone operator, using 10 different accents of Adele’s choosing! Could he do it without being rumbled?

One of the biggest Gala Days in Scotland is Boness Fair Day is on but residents of the town hate when you call it a Gala Day.So how will Boness resident Mary react, when Robin calls up her shop Sweets N Things from an American TV station wanting to do a documentary on the Gala Day…

Joseph was the star today after being nominated by John Gaffney and his Uncle Jim. He was awaiting a call from the RAF and Royal Navy offices to see if he has been successful in his application, so how will he react when I call up to put him through a Psych test?

Nicola was the star of the 810 Phone Tap after being nominated by her friend Linda. She is getting married this weekend and on the eve of her wedding she is staying at Airth Castle Hotel. Nicola is a big Rangers suporter so sow will she react when we call up from the hotel to inform her a Celtic Supportes club have their annual doo on the same night and there are some slight changes to her booking….

Paddy became the star after being nominated by his mate Jamie. Apparently he poses as Robin doing wind up calls so how would he react when we called him up asking him to mono block an effigy of Donald Trump


The Edinburgh film festival is on so Robin called up Michael in the box office as a budding script writer with some new film ideas


6 year old Finlay wants to hire a model that looks like for Nicole Scherzinger for his Dad to date. So he calls a model agency...


Caroline organised a charity fundraising walk along a section of the West Highland Way. Unfortunately that part of the route is closed...... It's not, but that's what we told her!

Archie wants to change his sofa order but as ever he keeps pushing the buttons on the phone with his ear making the person on the other side have a nightmare understanding him. How will the sofa shop react?

Glasgow in the Sky is an event running, where diners get their food cooked and served to them 100 ft up in the air! On this phone tap Robin and Adele called as an elderly couple who were going along, though there was a problem; wife Peggy has vertigo!

At the Linlithgow Marches the  bands start at 5am. Robin calls the Provost of the Linlithgow Marches Jim Carlin about the noise levels and a bizarre way to solve it.

Scotland's worst clairvoyant, Psychic Stevie was back calling up a hairdresser to show off his gift

Ahead of Scotland v England Robin called a pub with Adele challenging him to do as many English accents as he could.


Robin called Frederick House in Edinburgh offering up his services as a Robbie Williams tribute act. But how many Robbie song titles can he squeeze in?


Lisa has been nominated by her pals for an 810 Phone Tap. She recently booked 14 rooms and tickets to a party night. It was a little messy so Robin calls her pretending to be from the hotel. We called her with some made up damages and bizarre missing items.

Pittenweam pensioner Wally G loves Drum and Bass and all things young so called uo a Subaru garage to get a new motor.

Craig set up his parents to become the star of the Eight Ten Phone tap. His parents have been invited to the Queens Garden Party but how will they react, when they have to bring along a present from the gift list.

Psychic Stevie calls Pentanna Pet Supplies in Dunfermline. He's very Psychic (or atleast he thinks he is)

Ian Mitchell was nominated by his colleague Colin. Ian is a charity fundraising manager and gets a few calls with some wacky, crazy fundraising ideas so we decided to call him with the best (craziest) ideas he's likely to ever hear but how will he react?

Archie & his wife fancy some new garden furniture so call Chamfleurie Estate near Linlithgow to find out about the order they placed. As always it's NEVER easy taking a call from Archie Bleep who cannot work his phone.

Mark has been nominated by business partner Stuart. They run PKD festival together and Mark has had to deal with some silly questions from the council. We called him with some ever sillier questions :)

Finlay is 6, he calls a newspaper looking for a classified ad to sell his sister (cos she's annoying). But how will they react?


We've all heard of strange spa treatments but what about bizarre edible treatments involving Mexican food & Scottish Cheese? We call a salon as a husband looking for treatments for his wife but will they buy into the ideas or not?


Watty G is 73 and a DJ. He's been to a spin class and isn't impressed with the music so calls the sports centre with a great idea (he thinks).

6 year old Finlay called up a recruitment agency to see if he could get a job


Alan was rubbing his hands when he was referred privately for an operation on his knee but he didn't expect sub charges...


Could Robin call a car parts supplier and order parts using the lyrics from Grease Lightning? Surely not!

Marie is a specialist cleaner that does big jobs like cleaning up houses FULL of stuff. Robin called her as a hoarder that has got stuck in a room after some of his junk fell over. How will Marie react and can she help him??

Wally G is 73 and from Fife. He has a gig at the Pittenweem Bowling Club this weekend but his speakers aren't up to the job so he calls a DJ shop for some new ones. 

Marvelous Marvin the Magician has a BGT audition this weekend but he's left some of his props inside a suit pocket that's in the dry cleaners. He calls to get them before it's too late. 

Robin calls a language school but has Adele in his ear shouting which accent he should try. Can he pull it off?

Helen works at Rebecca's snack van between Bathgate & Armadale. Helen is quick to tell people when they ask for something that's not on the menu and has a few pet hates, namely 'can you take the fat off the bacon and people who ask for chips. We called her with a list of her pet hates to see how she would react and were not disappointed.


Calling a newsagents to make sure he's compliant with a rule (we've made up). We want to ensure all of the East Eggs he sells are Free Range. Listen to find out how he reacts to this 810 Phone Tap.


Heather is a serial returner, she buys items and sends them back and her husband Nick has had enough so nominated her for an 810 Phone Tap.


A grandpa has set up an Easter egg hunt for his grand kids but he's lost the eggs. Could we hire some sniffer dogs to help him find them?

Posh Crawford is off to Aintree to watch the Grand National but can he take along his best pal, Joey the Budgie. We call Aintree to find out.


Jackie calls up a garage looking to get his mobility scooter modified. He keeps losing out to a rival who beats him into the butchers ever week and wipes out the scotch pies. Will they help him?


Apparently men with cats are more attractive but could we rent one in time for a date?


Archie & his wife want to buy a new house. Archie gets on the phone to the estate agent but it's never easy trying to have a conversation with a man who cannot work his phone.

Finlay is 6 years old and wants to book a wedding. He's under pressure from his girlfriend to 'put a ring on it'. 

Calling Lothian Busses because the avengers have been on a bus tour of Edinburgh and left some important items on board. We call lost property from Marvel to get them

A Scotland fan recently lost a bet claiming he'd get a 'Coldplay' lyric tattoo is Chris Martin scored for Scotland.

How would a Tattoo shop react if we called with a string of bets we'd lost and had to get a variety of Tattoo's?

Its due to be an issue for a few days but what happens when one guy gets a new £1 coin and tries to use it on a vending machine that hasn't been updated?


Archie calls a garage to find out about his wife's car but as ever, when Archie makes a call it's never easy and Keith gets frustrated.


Inspired by the Cheese Easter Egg, Robin called up an Edinburgh Cheese shop to to see how many cheese puns he could use


Avengers Infinity war is currently filming in Edinburgh so Robin called a gift shop on the Royal Mile trying to buy some tartan tat, for the movie


Robin called a hotel to book a room but Adele was in his ear piece telling him to do different accents while he did it. This is what happened.


Nigel has scored a date, in fact he's got three dates and is taking them all to one restaurant on the same night. Will Giulianos  in Edinburgh take his booking?

6 year old Finlay wants to join the WWE, so called up a wrestling school to see if he can get signed up for classes

Tosh was nominated for an 810 Phone Tap by his wife Anne. He's having big troubles with his Nokia phone so we called him up with some solutions that obviously don't work. How will he react?

Gary was set up by his brother Tommy for an 810 Phone Tap. He just handed back his BMW so we call him with a list of problems that he has no idea about.

Robin called up the Glasgow Short Film Festival to book tickets although he was a little mixed up


Michelle is the star after a nomination from husband Gary. They installed gates at their house but the sensor is attached to the neighbours house and he's not happy. Michelle thought it had all blown over until Robin calls playing lawyer.... How will she react?

Calling Twickenham ahead of the England v Scotland clash in the six nations. Can posh Crawford take his talking pet budgie Joey with him?

Premier league Darts arrives at the SEC Hydro. We call a taxi, hotel and restaurant as a darts player to book but with a darts question that only has one answer......... 180!

The Aye Write book festival stars tomorrow but just how many times can we say AYE RIGHT in one conversation. Only thing is, Robin was in for a surprise!

Lancelot Kipling thinks he is very funny, so tried to get himself a show at the Glasgow Comedy Festival

Robin called up an automated booking system to try and get tickets for La La Land. He ran into some problems though

The X Factor auditions arrived at the St Enoch's centre but what would happen if you couldn't make it? We tried an audition down the phone :)


Crawford wants to play golf on World Book Day. He and his pals want to dress up as characters from their favorite titles but will Bothwell Castle Golf Club it?


Finlay is 6 and wants to do a Sky Dive. But would a Scottish Sky Dive business allow him to fly?

What happens when you buy a new pan for pancake day and your pancakes get stuck to the ceiling? We called a home store to complain!


Gino D'Campo dropped in to see Robin & Adele and stars on the 810 Phone Tap. He calls a Gumtree advert selling a Gino D'Campo pasta maker but will Jake twig that it's actually Gino on the phone?

Robin called up a trophy shop in Glasgow looking for some replacement Oscars ahead of the big ceremony. 

 It's Oscars season and one of the worlds greatest actors wanted to book an Italian restaurant in St Andrews

Robin called a Pet Shop to see if he could order some pets for the Pet shop Boys appearance in Scotland. But how many of there song titles could he slip into the conversation...


With the closure on the M8, we called a Helicopter company to see if they could fly a Scottish Superstar over the roadworks.


Scooby Doo Live comes to Scotland but Scoob isn't feeling great so Shaggy calls Grahams road vets in Falkirk.

What happens when two guys get stuck in a wardrobe and can't get out. Call the shop you bought it from of course

Archie is always having problems with his phone so he calls a bed shop to chase an order but and usual he can't work his phone, how will they react!

Calling a paint shop looking for 50 shades of grey because we want to paint the new house 50 shades darker...... Will they bite or will Robin be rumbled?

Janice was nominated by her hubby David. She makes her own tablet to sell but what would happen if the authorities caught up with her?

Ford & Greg from Still Game (aka Jack & Victor) call HMV posing at Cockney's to ask questions about the Still Game DVD. Only thing is Chris has no idea he's talking to Jack & Victor.

A tens machine sends electric shocks around the body, to help with some sorts of pains. But what happens when one guy has it on full power, gives it a shot and it's stuck! 

Transfer deadline day with the final moving and shaking of players. 6 year old Finlay wants to transfer to Partick Thistle so calls them up to get himself a contract. 

Finlay is 6 yet he thinks he's old enough and saved enough to but a house. He calls up an estate agent in Larbert and speaks to Ross. How will he react?

Robin can now officially say he wound up The President of the USA. A few years ago when Donald was having trouble with residents in Aberdeen as he tried to build his golf course, Robin gave him a call as Hector Brocklebank.

Archie is having problems with a phone but wants to book a holiday with a lovely Edinburgh Travel Agent..

Cameron has been set up by his son Kieran for an 810 Phone Tap. Cameron owns an apartment in Lanzarote but is constantly paranoid about something going wrong when he's not there, so we created one!

Dean is a personal Trainer in Edinburgh! He was 810 Phone Tapped when Robin (Bob) calls him after his wife Freda (played by Adele) nags him to go to the gym and get a personal trainer.

Bob has no intentions of going but want to hire Dean just to tell his wife he is keeping fit...... Will Dean cover for him or not??

It's the time of the year everyone wants to join a gym so 6 year old Finlay, tried to call up to see if he could get involved 

Marvel Universe is on the the SEE Hydro. What would happen if Tony Stark aka Ironman tries to make hotel reservations for him & the Hulk!


Lancelot Kipling calls Bonkers Gift Shop in St. Andrew's on the hunt for St. Andrew's day gifts!

Ahead of England v Scotland Hector calls Wembley stadium to check if he can bring a few things into the stadium with him including his lorry!

It's Halloween and Old Mrs Galloway needs a costume. Its just not the costume you would expect..

 Crawford Arbuthnot has been to a Halloween party and can't get his Face Paint off..

Robin called a hairdresser in Edinburgh using only Justin Bieber clips but will they fall for it?

It's October holiday time and Finlay who's six has gotten a hold of the phone and called up a car dealer, he's looking for a new motor to impress his girlfriend, but how will they react?

Archie isn't happy, he's been waiting for a timber delivery and it hasn't turned up so he calls them! Only thing is, he STILL can't use the phone properly.

Jenni Falconer has been travelling around the country visiting the projects Globals Make Some Noise helps and giving you the chance to win a car with Arnold Clark. Robin decided to pose as one of Arnold Clarks staff though as there were a few issues...

The Chitty Chitty Bang Bang musical is on in Scotland so Robin thought he would take Chitty in for an MOT...

Old Mrs Galloway decided to call up a dating agency looking for a man

Ahead of his gig in Airdrie, Elton's people call ahead to try and book a B & B! The star though, does have some demands.

6 year old Finlay wants a tattoo, so he called up a shop in Glasgow...

The Tables have turned, we've already pranked a Rangers fan with Celtic facts but now it's time to turn it around prank a Celtic Fan with Rangers Facts!

The Bothwell Scarecrow Festival is on and there's a Donald trump Scarecrow. What if one of his advisors called up one of the organisers asking it to be removed

How many players with daft names can we try to sell off to Livingston Football Club before the transfer window slams shut?

Robin called up one of the venues hosting acts at this years fringe, he wants to find out about a few of the acts performing..... Only thing is, he's made them all up!

What do you do when their an Ostrich loose in Ayrshire..... Rod Hull (Robin) from the Scottish Ostrich Squad is on the phone to Lorna, a local cake maker with a shop in Patna with advice on what to do if the Ostrich appears.

Robin calls The Winged Ox, Bar & Kitchen in Glasgow who serve & encourage dog owners to take their dogs along with them while eating out. Robin calls up to check out the menu but will Tyson the dog approve?





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