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Ever wondered what your favourite stars were like at school? Well, these reports from their old school teachers reveal who was the teacher's pet and class clown.
Calvin Harris has gone onto become a chart-topping producer and one of the world's highest paid DJ's, but according to his school teacher, the Scottish hitmaker wasn't an outstanding music pupil in school. "He's certainly the most famous ex-pupil I've ever taught but I wouldn't say he was the most musically talented."
There’s one of David Bowies reports in my old Secondary School, which reads, “David is a quiet student who needs to stop playing with his motorcycles and learn that music will not make him a livable wage.” Boy did they get it wrong! (MediaSpan OSA)
The late Beatles star went onto become one of the most prolific singer-songwriters of all time, but his teacher didn't think he would ever be successful. “Certainly on the road to failure... hopeless... rather a clown in class... wasting other pupils' time,” one of his school report reads.
Leonardo DiCaprio may be a Hollywood hunk now, but according to reports, the 'Wolf Of Wall Street' star didn’t get along well with the other kids and would eat with the teachers and staff for lunch.
Princess Diana's warm heart and endearing nature may have earned her the nickname 'The People's Princess' but apparently her emotions would get the better of her at school. “She must try to be less emotional in her dealings with others.”
Perhaps footballer Wayne Rooney missed his calling, because if his school report is anything to go by then he had a promising career as a priest ahead of him. "Wayne's recall of stories about the life of Jesus is quite detailed. His contributions to discussions show him to be a caring child who responds to the needs of others.”
The late singer was a budding star when she attended Sylvia Young Theatre School aged 12. Speaking of Amy her teacher told The Guardian: "Amy was extremely bright - her English teacher thought she would be a journalist or novelist because she was such a gifted writer. I think it was because she was so clever that she got bored so quickly. And when she was bored, she would misbehave. "
One teacher that life could only go one of two ways for Richard Branson stating in a report that he "Will either go to prison or become a millionaire.” We're happy to see he became the latter!
Her potty mouth and quick wit may have earned her cult symbol status on 'Absolutely Fabulous' but it seems that these traits didn't go down to well with Joanna Lumley's teachers. One report read: “She must learn to speak politely when her requests are refused."
Jude Law didn't have the best start with his peers at school, as one teacher claims other boys grew envious of his good looks and charm. "He was such a polished character, and they felt he thought a lot of himself. Some boys were jealous of the fact that he was quite popular with the girls, too."
It seems as though Simon Cowell was quick witted long before his stint as a judge on the 'X Factor'. His teacher describes him as "a very unhappy, nicotine-addicted, skinny, scruffy, dishevelled, pimply teen" adding that "he quite often had some wisecrack or other on the tip of his tongue."