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Russell Brand "will marry you"
Russel Brand tweets a bizarre offer to potential patrons.
Ok, he's not actually going to ditch his current wife Katy Perry, but instead he's offering to officiate a wedding ceremony for fans.
He wrote: "I am now an ordained minister and will wed people, of any gender, at all my gigs. No funerals."
Wife Katy recently tweeted: "I'll RT this out of loyalty even though I feel personally connected to the insults! Ha! RT @rustyrockets : I'll marry u!"
Russel is currently in Los Angeles promoting his stand-up show whilst Katy is on her Teenage Dream world tour.
Oh no they aren't! Oh yes they are!