This Is Why Mel and Sue's Hilarious Innuendos Made 'Bake-Off' The Naughtiest Show On TV

As we wave goodbye to our favourite Great British Bake-off presenters, Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins we take a look back at their funniest quips.

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Who would have thought that Britain's favourite baking contest would expose how naughty our minds really are?

If we're not drooling over the silver fox that is Paul Hollywood, then we're laughing at the devilishly cheeky jokes that are racy enough to make 'Fifty Shades' author E.L James blush!

So just how did the seemingly quaint cookery show gain infamy as the sauciest series on television?

As we wave goodbye to our favourite Great British Bake-off presenters, Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins we take a look back at their funniest quips.

Well, we've rounded up just some of the glaringly obvious innuendos from this series that made us cackle over our teacakes. 

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1. "You’ve got two hours to achieve ultimate moistness" - Sue Perkins

Oh dear, Sue might have been talking about lemon drizzle cakes but our minds were left ticking away at the thought of this one!

2. "Think palmier, think lattice, think pin wheel, but mainly, massive horn" - Sue Perkins.

Something tells us Sue wasn't just talking about pastry.

3. "Do you need a pair of warm hands either on your bag, or on you?" - Mel Giedroyc

Oh Mel, always on hand to lower the tone. 
 

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4. Keep your biscuits erect! You've got four hours to do so - Sue Perkins 

Sue took the biscuit making challenge VERY seriously. 

5. “You’ve got great penetration of the syrup.” - Paul Hollywood

This seemingly naughty statement from Paul Hollywood was merely a compliment about contestant Jane Beedle's cake. 

 

6. “I’m going to insert some custard… I’m going to poke it in.” - Contestant Candice Brown 

Ooh. We're not sure what's going on here, but we THINK contestant Candice Brown is simply talking about custard pies.

7. “Off to the soft play area, Paul. Don’t injure yourself on the balls.” - Sue Perkins

We can't stop chuckling at this double entendre courtesy of Sue Perkins who had a rather spicy way of telling Paul Hollywood to leave the room ahead of the technical challenge.  

8.  When it comes to down the bottom, Lee’s was so dry. - Paul Hollywood

We hope Paul Hollywood wasn't talking about contestant Lee's buns!

9. ‘I like the flavour of a Cox.’ - Contestant Kate Barmby 

Sorry? Oh wait, Kate is just talking about apples. Excuse us.

10. ‘I want to do it while it’s still warm and give it time to soak through’ - Contestant Rav Bansal 

Is it getting hot in here or it just us? 

 

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