Wednesday 31st March
This morning we heard horror stories about your children breaking things around the home! Ian’s son slammed a door, causing a picture to fall and smash the toilet cistern. We had calls and texts telling us about your children breaking tables as they used them as surfboards, scratching cars as they try to help wash them, and throwing a Wii remote control through a television! We also heard how Will Smith is apparently signing up for two more Independence Day movies, and we wanted to move to Australia when we heard about their annual “Wife Carrying and Husband Dragging Contests!” Apparently men carry their wives, and women drag their husbands as if they’re dragging them out of the pub! Why don’t we have contests like that here?