King Cowell?

Is it just me or should it be “Sir Simon Cowell”?

He must have made the biggest contibution to the music and TV industries in our country over the past 20 years and does loads for charity too?

The X factor finalists single raised money for Great Ormond Street hospital and he is also putting together the charity song for the Haiti earthquake appeal, so fair play to him.

I know this sounds like I’m king Cowells number 1 fan and that’s not the case, but credit where credits due.

Failing the Knighthood, what about having him on the back of a ten pound note? Hold on, small technical issue on that one, apart from the Monarch, you have to be dead to be featured on money. I know you’re expecting a brucie joke now, but I am going to rise above that!