This week we heard how the production of the next James Bond movie has been halted after financial difficulties.
I’m gutted, I love James Bond movies!
Yes, but it must cost millions to make them, think about how much the explosions and the glamorous locations must cost, not to mention how much Daniel Craig must get paid!
Oh yeah, problem solved – I’ll be the next James Bond! I’m suave and sophisticated, shaken not stirred, and I’ve got my own tuxedo
Mmmm, and I expect you’re a lot cheaper than Daniel Craig too!