10 Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Good

18 June 2017, 10:45 | Updated: 18 June 2017, 10:54

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Every Dad LOVES a joke! They love to tell them at parties, at work and especially at times when jokes just aren’t really needed.

The only thing about Dads and their jokes, is they are always lacking new material. Below are 10 of the very worst Dad joke that will actually make you laugh... just a little.

Inspire that one person in your life who ALWAYS has the same joke with some of these one liners!   

1 - Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent


2 – 2 blokes walk into a bar. The 3rd one ducked.  

3 – Why do Bananas need sun tan lotion? Because they peel.


4 – My wife asked me to stop impersonating Flamingo’s but I just put my foot down. 

5 – I was going to tell you a joke about construction but I’m still working on it.  

6 – Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands 


7 – My wife wants me to get a new haircut but I’m just going to mullet over 

8 – I used to hate facial hair but then it started to grow on me.    

9 – If prisoners could take their own mug shots what would they be called? Cell-fies  

10 – I went you a wedding the other day. It was so beautiful even the cake was in tiers!  


We are all very very sorry.