Beat It Michael Jackson
You can't live with 'em, and you can't Iive without 'em! We're thinking about our perfect Valentine, ideal partners and the personalities that will cause more of a clash than a spark!
Alright ladies, it's time to jump off the Dulux paint chart and stop being so orange! If it's one thing a man doesn't find sexy, it's coming away from a romantic smooch only to find lipstick around his lips and foundation his shirt collar! Why not try out more of a natural look with our how-to-guide.
Sometimes bigger isn't always better. What some women see as a giant piece of artistic genius on the top of their heads, men often see an intimidating mane that they can't sexily run their fingers through...
It was Katy Perry who put this so spectacularly into song lyrics: 'You're hot then you're cold.' Why the constant change of mood chicas? Us poor fellas just can't keep up!
Okay, so the bigger the glasses the more you look like a celeb, right? And a pair of big shades are perfect for hiding the hangover but remember, he fell in love with the face behind the glasses, so don't cover it up!
Sometimes you have to lighten up, let your hair down and laugh at yourself. Nobody's perfect, we get that, but who better to let your guard down with than the person that loves you just as you are?
It may be the biggest thing that is happening in your life right now but it's just so exhausting trying to keep up! Whether it's Beyoncé's beef with Kimmy K, or Taylor Swift and Katy Perry, ladies, it's just not your man's priority right now.
Taking hours to get ready is one thing but dragging your man around the shops making him wait while you try on every possible outfit just isn't the one. He's just not that interested. And if he wants to buy you a gift that doesn't cost a million pounds but means something special, then realise that. Not everything has to be Chanel daaaaaarling.
The longer they are the better right? That's a big no from a man's point of view! They may look great on some of your celebrity icons but in reality they're totally impractical. Besides, they're all so scratchy...
Smelling a little sweet is lovely - it shows you've made a conscious effort to complete your look but there is no need to drown yourself in the stuff. And as for those celebrity scents! The ordinary person has no idea what your favourite celeb smells like anyway, so save your money sisters!
No! Leave this to the cosmopolitan. If we arrange to meet at 8pm, be there for 8pm. No one likes to be left waiting, especially when it's because you just can't get your act together.
There you have it ladies and gents!
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