The 12 Pains of Christmas

Heart Breakfast with Martin and Su wanted to make the 12 Days of Christmas a bit more relatable.

So they created the 12 Pains of Christmas. With your help they changed the original words to something that really annoys you over the festive period. Thank you for your help. Here are the lyrics and you can listen to the song below. 


The first thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

Grown adults wearing a onesie - by Martin, Su and Alex

The second thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

No Sellotapeby Jen from Basildon

The third thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

Repeats on the telly - by Maz from Broomfield

The forth thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

Double taxi fares - by Carol from Hadleigh

The fifth thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

My Mother-In-Law - by The Heart Essex Staff

The sixth thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

Shopping with the wife - by Mark from Colchester

The seventh thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

Christmas Cracker Hats - by Emily from Sawbridgeworth

The eight things at Christmas that really gets to me,

Overflowing bins - by Wayne from Colchester

The ninth thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

Camping chairs at dinner - by Kiki from Southend

The tenth thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

Batteries not included - by Pip from Basildon

The eleventh thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

Kids up to early - by Steve from Chelmsford

The twelfth thing at Christmas that really gets to me,

No parking spaces - by Dee Dee from Harlow

The 12 Pains of Christmas