Bunker and Kelly Brook
Whenever surprises get mentioned, Bunker (like most men) always hopes it has something to do with Kelly Brook...
She is his dream woman and - with the exception of Mrs Bunker of course - the only woman that could ever capture his heart.
So imagine how pleased he'd be to receive a personalised message from Kelly for his birthday...
"Dear Bunks,
Look forward to meeting you sometime...?
Lots of Love, Kelly xx"