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We're on Facebook, so why not add yourself as a friend and check out our Status Generator?

Have you ever wasted minutes or hours trying to think of something suitably witty, funny and original for your status on Facebook?

Let's face it, a status like "Dave is mowing the lawn" or "Kate is asleep" is not going to impress that huge entourage of friends you've amassed.

Never fear, your days of boring status updates are over> Simply type your name, indicate whether you are a boy or a girl, then hit Generate.

You will be served up a brand new, sparkly status all ready to be copied and pasted into Facebook or whichever social networking site you like best.

Click HERE for the status generator

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