A list of the best dad jokes to make you chuckle this Father’s Day
18 June 2021, 14:12 | Updated: 18 June 2021, 14:13
These dad jokes are so bad they're good...
Dads can teach us so many things, like how to ride a bike and how to use the washing machine.
But one thing they do better than anyone else, is making us all cringe with their terrible jokes.
From knock-knocks, to one-liners, we can count on our father figures to keep us laughing through anything.
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So, ahead of Father's Day this Sunday, we’ve rounded up the best (and by that, we mean worst) dad jokes of all time. Enjoy!
- "Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera."
- "What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?" "Sofishticated."
- “How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They’re on the house!”
- “What did the police officer say to his belly-button? You’re under a vest.”
- “Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field!”
- “What did the daddy buffalo say to his son when he left for work? Bison”
- “What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.”
- “Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan.”
- “How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.”
- "Where do boats go when they're sick?" "To the boat doc."
- "How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
- "What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar."
- "Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the 'no-bell' prize." “It was a lovely wedding, even the cake was in tiers.”
- “Why did the envelope take so long to get ready? It had to get addressed.”
- “Why do pancakes always win at baseball? They have the best batter.”
- “Is this pool safe for diving? It deep ends.”
- "What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?" "They're both Paris sites."
- "Where do fruits go on vacation?" "Pear-is!"
- "What has more letters than the alphabet?" "The post office!"
- "Dad, did you get a haircut?" "No, I got them all cut!"
- "I don't trust those trees. They seem kind of shady."
- "Did you hear the rumour about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
- "Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot."
- "I once got fired from a canned juice company. Apparently I couldn't